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    Funky Cold Medina

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    Funky Cold Medina
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      About "Funky Cold Medina"

      Lyrics for Tone-Loc - "Funky Cold Medina"

      Alright, dig it

      [ VERSE 1 ]
      Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
      But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
      The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
      My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
      The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
      Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
      So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
      I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"

      Funky Cold Medina

      [ VERSE 2 ]
      This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
      Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
      It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
      A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
      So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
      Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
      He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
      But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

      You know what I'm sayin?
      I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
      I got Spuds McKenzie
      Alex from Stroh's
      They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

      [ VERSE 3 ]
      I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
      I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
      She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
      Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
      So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
      But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
      So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
      You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

      You know, ain't no plans with a man
      This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
      Ya know?

      Break it down

      [ VERSE 4 ]
      Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
      I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
      The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
      I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
      She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
      Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
      I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya"
      That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

      Ya know what I'm sayin
      That Medina's a monster, y'all

      Funky Cold Medina

      SONGWRITERS:
      MATT DIKE, MIKE ROSS,MARVIN YOUNG
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