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    Medical Love Song

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      About "Medical Love Song"

      Lyrics for Monty Python - "Medical Love Song"

      Inflammation of the foreskin
      Reminds me of your smile
      I've had ballanital chancroids
      For quite a little while
      I gave my heart to NSU
      That lovely night in June
      I ache for you my darling
      And I hope you get well soon.

      My penile warts, your herpes
      My syphilitic sores
      Your moenelial infection
      How I miss you more and more
      You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
      Our lovely gonorrhea
      At least we both were lying
      When we said that we were clear

      Our syphilitic kisses
      Sealed the secret of our tryst
      You gave me scrotal pustules
      With a quick flickof your wrist
      Your trichovaginitis
      Sent shivers down my spine
      I got snail tracks in my anus
      When your spirochetes met mine.

      Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
      Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
      Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
      Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.

      My clapped out genetalia
      Is not so bad for me
      As the complete and utter failure
      Every time I try to pee.
      My doctor says my buboes
      Are the worst he's ever seen
      My scrotum's painted orange
      And my balls are turning green.

      My heart is very tender
      Though my parts are awful raw
      You might have been infected
      But you never were a bore
      I'm dying of your love my love
      I'm your spirochaetal clown
      I've left my body to science
      But I'm afraid they've turned it down.

      Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
      Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
      Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
      Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-I-tis.

      SONGWRITERS:
      IDLE, ERIC/JONES, TREVOR PKA JOHN DU PREZ/CHAPMAN, GRAHAM
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