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    Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson)

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      Lyrics for Jeff Foxworthy - "Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson)"

      Greetings why?all
      And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations
      Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them
      For the butt whopping they are about to receive

      The Olympics in Georgia
      God you know we're gonna screw that up
      I guarantee you
      When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony
      There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns

      And we will not have a flame
      That big without a pig on it, I guarantee
      Some fat guy going
      ?Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there
      They ain't got no hand rail be careful"

      Of all the games that the rednecks play
      There's some crazy events
      If you know about the redneck ways
      Then it makes perfect sense

      Hell the Olympic rings will be five old tires nailed together
      See that's my fear, they're gonna get the list of events
      They gonna have no idea what half this stuff is suppose to be
      Like for fencing, they'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal

      There probably have to cancel water polo after
      The first two or three horses drown
      I tell you instead of discus throwing
      They'll be flinging Ford hubcaps

      You can't blame them for the way they are
      But you can sit back and grin
      'Cause they'll do something that's so bizarre
      You'll want to see it again

      If you could ever get into their minds
      There's no telling what you might find
      They just do things in a different way
      All the games that the rednecks play

      And you know they haven't even thought about it
      But the river they're having the kayak races
      On is the same river they filmed deliverance at

      That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty shouldn't it?
      'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down
      That thing a French man in a pair of biker pants ain't got a chance

      Be prepared to watch the wildest show
      Making her out in the line
      You may not see them bringing home the gold
      But they'll sure make mama proud

      If you could ever get inside their minds
      There's no telling what you might find
      They just do things in a different way
      All the games that the rednecks play

      Hey Ed, I got a white one

      SONGWRITERS:
      JEFF FOXWORTHY, SCOTT ROUSE, RONNY SCAIFE
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