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    12 Pains Of Christmas

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    12 Pains Of Christmas
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      About "12 Pains Of Christmas"

      Lyrics for Bob Rivers - "12 Pains Of Christmas"

      The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Is finding a Christmas tree

      The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Rigging up the lights
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Hangovers
      Rigging up the lights
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Sending Christmas cards
      Hangovers
      Rigging up the lights
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Five months of bills
      Sending Christmas cards
      Hangovers
      Rigging up the lights
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Facing my in-laws
      Five months of bills
      "I hate those Christmas cards!"
      Hangovers
      Rigging up these lights
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Salvation Army
      Facing my in-laws
      Five months of bills
      Sending Christmas cards
      "Aw geez"
      "I'm trying to rig up these lights!"
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      "I want ant farmer for Christmas"
      "Charities, and what do you mean your inlaws?"
      Five months of bills
      "Ah, mailing out these cards!"
      "Edith, get me a beer, huh!"
      "What, we have no extension chord?!?"
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Finding parking spaces
      "Daddy, I want some candy!"
      "Donations!"
      Facing my in-laws
      Five months of bills
      "Writing up those Christmas cards"
      Hangovers
      "Now why the hell are they blinking?"
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Batteries not included
      No parking spaces
      "Buy me something!"
      "Get a job ya bum!"
      Facing the inlaws
      Five months of bills
      "Yo ho, sending Christmas cards"
      "Ah geez, look at this!"
      "One light goes out, they all go out!"
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Stale TV specials
      Batteries not included
      No parking spaces
      "I gotta go to the bathroom"
      Charities
      "She's a witch, I hate her!"
      Five months of bills
      "Oh, I don't even know half these people!"
      "Who's got the toilet paper?"
      "Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse!"
      And finding a Christmas tree

      The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
      Singing Christmas Carols
      Stale TV specials
      Batteries not included
      No parking
      "Waaah!"
      Charities
      Gotta make 'em dinner
      Five months of bills
      "I'm not sending them, Mister, that's it!"
      "Shut up, you!"
      "Fine, you're so smart, you rig up the lights!"
      And finding a Christmas tree

      SONGWRITERS:
      Amero, Dennis J / Silva, Brian / Rivers, Bob
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