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    Technical Foul

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    Technical Foul
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      About "Technical Foul"

      Lyrics for Adam Sandler - "Technical Foul"

      If you're comin' from the street with dirty shoes on your feet
      That's a technical foul
      If you switch the radio to some (?) music show
      That's a technical foul

      If you don't shut the door
      After using the frigerator
      That's a technical foul
      A technical foul

      If you touch the thermostat
      You'll get hit with a bat
      Cause that's a technical foul
      (You will feel my wrath)
      If your hair clogs the drain
      You'll know the meaning of pain
      Cause that's a technical foul
      (I'll show you no mercy)

      Ho, this is such bullshit-ah!
      Hey!
      In this house we say bull STICK
      Or it's a technical foul
      A technical foul

      If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
      That's a technical foul
      If I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
      That's a technical foul
      (Please say hiney!)

      If I make fun of your crazy feeties
      Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
      That's not really a technical foul
      But possibly a homicide

      Can I sleep past three?
      If you do, you'll get a T!
      Take a whiz in those flowers?
      I'll say hit the showers!
      Use this horn as a bong?
      Adios, Tommy Chong!
      Make some long distance calls?
      You'll get a kick in the balls!
      Oops!

      Can I walk around with my morning erection?
      If you want an automatic ejection
      Cause that's a technical foul
      But I'd like to see it anyway
      Just kidding

      There are certain rules which apply in one's life
      With your sister, friends, or imaginary wife

      (Adam)
      I can't believe I haven't killed myself
      Here with Wigs McGee and the Furry Elf
      She's (???) and he's so small
      How did I get stuck in this shit hole?
      Guess I'll have to deal with your demands
      But please don't touch me with your alien hands

      (Whitey)
      (??) carries over beyond my court
      Whether you're a Jewish guy, (???) or especially short
      I think I'll sing to my (???)
      My imaginary wife is named (???)

      (Elenore)
      They took my wig
      I remember the look in their eyes
      Why, oh why
      Won't someone retreive my wig, wig, wig

      I got no right to growl
      Watch out, she's on the prowl
      Without my wig, I look like an owl
      Hoo hoo!
      (Oh my God!)

      Don't laugh at her!
      Or it's a technical foul
      A technical foul
      A technical foul

      SONGWRITERS:
      SANDLER/COVERT/ARTHUR/ISAACS/BRILL
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